Club Review Lounge 579, Kammanahalli Bangalore


Location: Kammanahalli Main Road

Open till: 11:15 pm

Frequented by: African Students

Quick Back Story: An African student I talked to suggested this place

Stag Entry: Yes

Cover Charge: Rs 500 (Refundable)


Honestly, the place is too loud to hear the other person even if he/she is screaming into your ear. Forget about running game, even a basic conversation is impossible. The Dance area is shut out to stags. Only couples and women allowed into the dance area. So you can’t go and run dance floor game either. It’s a real shame because some of the African girls are very pretty and dress very stylish. I was really looking forward to having a conversation about their impressions of India and life back in their home countries.

If you already have a woman and you want to prevent other single guys from hitting on her, this is definitely the place to go provided you don’t much care for conversation. The doorman/bouncer said the cover is refundable when I entered, but when I was leaving there was another doorman/bouncer who made a face when I was leaving and asked to be refunded. He finally did refund me, but there is a possibility that I just got lucky and the cover is not actually refundable.

Final Decision: If you are single and ready to mingle, AVOID this place.  


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5 Responses to Club Review Lounge 579, Kammanahalli Bangalore

  1. V says:

    Well kudos for even trying the bangalorean night life dude.

    • Why the Kudos mate? Is it that challenging?

      • V says:

        Totally. It kinda sucks. Mumbai is better. Even Chennai’s in the right places. But not Bangalore. Everything shuts down by 11. Pretty shitty if you ask me.

    • Well, Toit stays open till 1:00 am and is not too bad. And recently as per the new city ordinance, it seems all the night spots can stay open till 1:00 am. Club 579 on the other hand has got too many things wrong and is probably what you are talking about.

      • V says:

        Not too bad , eh. I should give Toit a visit some time then. Well looking fwd to more of your Bangalorean ventures. Keep the blog posted.

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